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Sharp pointy horns party

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I hung out with a large family of mountain goats the other day, until they got a little too close for comfort, and I had to throw sticks and dirt in their general direction to get them to go away, just like most of my relationships. just to let you know, if you’re in the wilderness and mountain goats start getting really close with their scary horns, don’t mark your territory by peeing, they will actually charge at you and try to lick your pee for the salt. I know it’s weird, hasn’t happened to me. the only way to get them to respect your distance is to throw stuff in their direction. you don’t have to actually hit them with anything, just make sure they know they are too close. also they’ve been known to get aggressive, so don’t go trying to get close to them. these guys were stalking me, came right up to my hammock spot. woke up from a nap and they were surrounding me

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